Совершенно неожиданно нашла эти свежие анекдоты на английском. Я очень редко вижу остроумные шутки с перчинкой, которых еще не слышала.
Так что они стоят перепоста.
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Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
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Tom in deep thoughts is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"
"Please don't ask."
"I'm your best friend. You can talk to me."
"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."
"That's not possible."
"No, he did."
"How?"
"He punctured my condoms!"
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The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a woman!"
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Jack & Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck & a quarter
.....
Jill came down with $2.50